Pali And Isli

Tales from JK the Joking fella:

There was once a small little area in somewhere near the middle east. And in the small area, a few people stays in there, ranging from the twins-Irn and Irq, Jordie, the old man Egie, which stays opposite their neighborhood, and also Arib, which used to be their taiko in their area. They help each other, going pasar together, giving sugars and salt wherever the other needs it. And somehow one day discovered gold in the sea, and therefore, they have a good life.

And somewhere 10km from the taman "middle east" ( I forget the taman name, so I decided to call it middle east garden la ), lies a big mansion when Sam used to live there. He is damn rich, for he has done lots of thing, ranging from car business, banking and etc. But of course, he has poured out lots of effort for it. And he also have lots of business partners that is always willing to help him wherever Mr. Sam said a word.

But somehow sam and the other business partners hold some grudges with the people in taman middle east. It is because long long times ago, in their childhood, uncle sam and his partners caught into a fight with the middle east guys because of wanting the a piece of land to kick their soccer. They fought. Sam and others have bruises on their ankle, and middle east guys have scars on their hand. So, they angry on each other, and more fight ensues, ranging from getting a girl, buying the last fish in market and etc.

(And according to what I know, Sam has been envious on the middle east guys because of the free gold, and on one day, Irq accidentally throw a banana on Sam's house. Sam was deeply insulted and decide to call his partners to revenge on Irq's behavior, by throwing lots of bananas back to them. Well, in the end Irq didn't really throw the banana, but it already takes Irq a long time to clean up the banana mess, and thus no time to care for the gold mining thingy. Sam sieze the chance and right now, Irq 's in a hot soup cuz his main resource is lost. Some said that Sam may help to clean up the mess, but it is still unconfirmed.

Well, that's another story......
)

On one day, Pali has a special guest, named Isli. Isli is a pity fella. He almost assassinated by a killer called Geri, and he has been longing for a home to escape from all those hardships that he faced.

(for these Isli and Geri story, refer to wikistory,com)

Isli claimed that the home used to be theirs during years ago, but because of war, the Isli family ran, and now, they wanted to back to their own home.

Pali, was of course infuriated, he said that his ancestors has been staying here over decades, and suddenly a stranger named Isli juz come to bug in and claimed that the house is his. He even show his proof, "this note states that this place is mine."

And Isli shows Pali another note, which said that the house is theirs.

(If you asked me which note is real, I don't know, and I don;t want to know. I'm just a story telller.)

Isli and Pali keep arguing on this issues, and eventually, it was brought into local court. But in the end, local government agreed that Isli can have a half of Pali's land.

(some said Mr. Sam relationship with the government is the reason why the judgment is made, but that is another story.)

Isli is contented with the decision, and promise to be a good girl in the house, but the neigborhood of Middle East garden, especially Pali, was very angry with this decision. They refused to acknowledge this new member of middle east garden.

Isli, of course, didn't go out socializing, he kept make money, thanks to his cleverness and also his friendship with Sam. He decorated his house, and soon, he got himself a small but cosy house.

The middle west people are very angry with the existence of Isli, so they decided to have a group assault by throwing bananas at his small house. A banana war ensues, but somehow Isli won because Isli send a helicopter, loading lots of banana and flood the house of Egie, Jordie and Pali with lots of banana. Sam also help secretly by supplying bananas to them.

Egie, Jordie, and Pali are defeated, but they refuse to give up on the assault. They keep attacking Isli by all means ( surprise banana at Isli's CNY, and also Egie's attempt to destroy the pipe of Isli) and Isli relitated and everytime, Isli won, thanks to the Sam that is always angry with the middle-east guys.

Isli, after facing lots of banana strike-, has get angry, and thus decide to become offensive. However, at the same time, Isli has made a peace-treaty with Egie and Jordie not to throw any banana anymore. Isli also makes a peace treaty with Pali , but occasionally, Isli occasionally receives some prank such as a smelly banana in their toilet, and it has somehow related to Pali. Isli thus started to wonder, whether this pali guy really followed the treaty.

(Well, I'm sure Isli has some counter-attacks, but I don't know the details.)

In the end, Isli get mad and started to break the pipe of Pali's. Pali, having never drink any water for years, decided to throw some banana at Isli as a way of protest. Isli, too, counter-attacked by throwing loads and loads of banana to Pali.

In the end, Isli get really mad and he decided to throw loads of smelly banana on Pali, and of course, Pali lost.

People started to comment on both of them. Some said it was Isli's fault for doing such a great banana assault, others blamed Pali's for throwing banana first. Then again, some said Isli's move is a must to protect himself from the banana scent, while some even said it was a mistake for isli to even stay at middle east garden.

Now, when you walked near the middle east garden, you will smell loads of banana scents, YUCKS

So, what did you think.

(adapted from Wikistorybook.com- named HIS-STORY)