Thursday, January 22, 2009

Obama inauguration speech

I'm just copied this piece of post from chen chow's blog, and hmm.. it is from times.com.

I think somehow it should be spread to others, for he is the sole beacon of hchange to us...ope in the great depression of US, or, even a brink of change in this US might be a great 


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My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. 

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents. 

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans. 

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet. 

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights. 

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met. 

On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord. 

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics. 


We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness. 

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted — for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom. 

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life. 

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth. 

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn. 

Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction. 

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America. 

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. And all this we will do. 

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions — who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage. 

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them — that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government. 

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control — and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our Gross Domestic Product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart — not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good. 

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more. 

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint. 

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort — even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you. 

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and nonbelievers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace. 

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist. 

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it. 

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us today, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment — a moment that will define a generation — it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all. 

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate. 

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends — hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism — these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task. 

This is the price and the promise of citizenship. 

This is the source of our confidence — the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath. 

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people: "Let it be told to the future world ... that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive ... that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet [it]." 

America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Some updates

Somehow, Sam has been very nice enough to let me borrow his modem, and a few times, I actually looked confused, wondering how he is so irresistible to people 's help, and I can't count how a many times chau kee juz take his modem and bye before sam can say anything.

As usual, today I borrowed Sam's modem, an his reaction is nothing except the same smile of Sam, which somehow, I find it an interesting thing to blog about.

Sam Petani- Available for Gals

Name : Law Qiao Kai aka Samuel Law.

Also known as : Sam Mu, and white meat chicken ( why? just see his skin and u would c), Uncle Sam

Expertise : , dota-ing, basketball, badminton ,and a 100 mark in cal class, and also courting girl is he thinks that he's necessary, and teasing

Opponent : Chau Kee, one of the regular Sam modem's "patron"

Trademark : After JK's analysis, the characteristic of Sam that is most noticable is not his white skin, but his Sammish Smile (we call it Sam Mu Zhi xiao), which somehow relates to mona lisa smiles (that's what he said). You'll see the same smile always when he looked at certain girl, watching you dota-ing, denying sth, teasing at you, planning someething evil, -the same IRRITATING SMILE- a smirkish smile. But believe me, thats what the gals called sexy.

Favorite item : Battle fury (dota item lai de)

Favorite gal : We are thinking, either he's a gay, or he had lots of gal waiting to sponsor him overseas

I've never see he angry so far, I wondered how he looks like when he get real mad....maybe someday when he garena-ing , someone stole his modem

Nah, Sam, this is a free ad for you, as a token of "appreciation" for your "good" smile and modem.

Uni Application

Things have been going more uncontrollable as times passed by...no recommendation letter by OSSP, no SOR yet, no SPM translation from OSSP, it is going to be somehow out of control. But soemhow, i've been able to chill down.

Thanks for it, I had to go back Ipoh, and missed my last bus to Shah alam, eventually forced to take bus to KL, and travel all the way from pudu back to Shah Alam alone at night! It is quite an adventure, with me almost lots among those tonnes of LRT around.

Times seems to be out as I typed, but, I already controlled what I can manage to control. The rest? Leave the fate to decide.

Intec-dota.blogspot.com

I'm going to make a blogspot for dota-allstars, and revive the dota-action party. SO, expect something grand soon.

www.intdotafreaks.blogspot.com

Would be coming out soon.

JK the moderator ready to dish you more.

Emo?

Hahaha, now I can say bye bye to this thing. I'm not liberated, but I'm just understand myself. This new year emo streaks had taught a new way to view life.

Quoted from a dharma speaker. We see freedom from suffering, we see love from unlove, we see happiness from sadness, as if how we see light amongst darkness. This emo streak has taught me something new in life. Though I can't guarantee that I won't emo next time (hey, I'm just a human after all), at least I would happily emo. Lol

To my friends that perhaps still emoing, something for you- dun be unhappy because you emo, it is normal, and happy emo-ing next time. It will be better for you.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Perhaps to emo JK in future,

Few days ago, at the same time, at the same place, I unleashed another emo wave for my own blunders, and betting, the guy I blamed must had made lots of sneezes as I typed my previous angry post.

Now?

I am finally recovered from seeming endless emo-strikes, all of sudden. All it takes is a few jogs, some careful planning, and a realization because of abook.  

For the future JK, I'm not sure whether I would be again on emo-state, so I prepared a post like this just for myself in future, in case I (or you) lost in future, reading this thing will somehow guide you (or I)in the midst of loss.

To: Yami (Dark)
I am quite sure that you'll get emo sooner or later, and it is a matter of time before you actually spams more sad posts on internet, and brought the circle of emo around the people, and you will get more emo because your fren emo, such a weird circle it seems.

Dude, you just don't realize how big the impact of your emo wave, to yourself and maybe, to others. I know, it is impossible not to be emo, unless you have achieved enlightenment, which is quite impossible for lustful people like you. So, next time you emo, don't try to avoid your emo-ness, compress it or hide it. It won't just disappeared in a sleep or two, or disappeared if you asked it so. Keep compressing like what you used to do, and you will be a prickled ballon. POP, and you're gone.

Sooner or later, you will be worrying about technical stuff and those messy stuff when others don't. Like for me, I had just realized that I had to apply Uni for my own, and even worst, forced to apply for an Uni that i will not be admitted. The result of me not doing those means a meeting with JPA, not to mention, you'll have to make a new dossier out of scratch.

Problems just keep coming. And you know how I do? GIVE IT A DAMN about UiUC. I said I don't want it, and I ain't applying it with a rush. If JPA wanted to see me, fine, I tell JPA, " I am saving money for you for not applying an Uni that I won't get in for sure.", and I sure JPA won't mind someone to fork out his 75 usd to do his umi application alone. And for Dossier? Nah, I made a schedule what to do, and after reviewing my mini schedule, off to go to Wheel of Time! 

There's no use worrying. You planned everything and if something meddle in, you will never know. Fate takes control and no matter how you planned, all you can come out is a great plan, but maybe not a great result. So why don't just leave it. Be confident in your scheming. Throughout years, messy problems like this come like bundle to your life, and everytime, there is always something to help you out. Gosh, for a self-proclaimed Atheist, you are lucky to be taken care by HIM.

 So, if next time problems occur, think as long as you can about the problem, write the solution on the sheet, keep the sheet, and that's it. Done. No use thinking about the problem anymore, not as if you can manipulate the problem by thinking. If you can do something, do it, and if not, just go for a jog or DoTA.

Ya, and one more thing, We used to have all those of emotional-emo, which thanks to certain person that you liked or hated. She grunted, you sighed. He scolded, you blamed yourself all over. Things like this could be DAMN destructive. You might be started to think how bad you are, and the next minute, you will find somewhere in KLCC and jumped.

Duh! Don't depcriate yourself just people do that on you. Don't go helluva just because of a guy or a girl. Screw all those romantic novels! Romeo can still live without Juliet, and Cinderella could always run away from Castle if the prince find himself another wife. You are who you are, a fashionless people with a silly sense of humor, different view of mankind, and sometimes, selfish. That's how you are, and ain't change these for someone sake, hiding your nature when you shouldn't.

And if you still find useless, here's a guide for you. A Intro-to buddhist (huh, a atheist book) thingy. 
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People do not generally live in their actions, in the present moment.They live in past or future. Though they seem to be doing something now, here, they live somewhere in their thoughts,  in their imaginary problems and worries, usually abt memories in past or specualtion in future. Therefore, they don't live in, nor do they enjoy what they do at the moment. So they are unhappy with current conditions, and not giving fully on what they are doing......

You cannot escape life no matter where you are, in a cave or city. Real life is the present moment, not past memories and distant dream. Ones who live in the present life lives the REAL life, and he's the happiest.

Let's take an example. You exprienced unhappy sorrowful thought (emo lo). In the state of mind, your mind is hazy, not clear, and depressed. Even sometimes, you don't know why you are depressed. First of all, DON'T feel unhappy on your unhappy feeling (blaming yourself for emo). Instead, try to see clearly WHY there is a sensation of unhappiness or sorrow. Try to examine why it arises, it cause, how it disappears. Examie as if you are a scientist observing an object which has  nothing with you. Also. don't think it as "MY feeling" but " a feeling". View yourself form third perspective. 

After you see its nature, how it arises and disappear, your mind grow dispassionate (or just a simple CEH) on the feeling, you are free.
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And if you really enjoy thinking of your problem, go jog TEN ROUND UNTIL YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO THINK>.<

Good luck to you. Whether  you are in US, or USM. Single and deserted. When all hopes seems to crumble, read this. I'm always with you.

Regards
Hikari (Light)



Tuesday, January 13, 2009

D*** Y** UNI APPLICATION!!!!!!

I had been very good for using the word D*** instead of the word F***

Ok, Ok, I know that I'm in fault for changing my uni, for suddenly realized that my CGPA would never enable to get me a place in UIUC, and also suddenly I realized that Chem II is not offered to me

And I'm know that it is very troublesome for you to change the names of applying Unis. Ya, it takes day, change the whole thingy...

ALL IT TAKES YOU IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OR TWO HOURS FOR YOU TO RUB AWAY UIUC AND CHANGE IT TO U- TEXAS. And it only bothers you for maybe, a tea-break time or whatsoever it is. But YOU HAVE NO IDEA THAT IT MAY LAND SOMEONE TO HOT SOUP, FOR all of sudden, someone has to complete his uni application within two weeks, without any help......

I'm know that I had been stupid enough, or negligent enough, for not awaring the unis application or stuff. I even regretted for not following CJ and others to Putrajaya, and seriously confident that nothing will backfire in my uni application.

Ok, now I regretted.

And now, within one week or two, I need to get my SOR, my SPM translation perhaps, my financial affadvit, my online application ready in two or three weeks, and I'm not sure whether I could have undergo all these thing alone.

But still, regret or sadness or whatsoever, I need to get the whole things geared up. I'm know I would be dragging myself in these next few days, from Suzana, to Putrajaya, to OSSP and etc. Those things must be done regadless I'm in a slight depression (emo's not longer a word to use). Cause, whether you like it or not.

Bye-bye for honeymoon days, and also to Rand al Thor or Aes Sedai.

The age of madness looms.......

(Btw, I'm still blogging, but it is more like complaining instead

Sunday, January 11, 2009

JK on a renovation

Lately, I am on a insane emo streak that would strike me surprisingly without I noticed. However, no one has so fat hurt from my emo wave discharge, as I had kept it under my control.

Among these days lately, the old events, from big to small, the events that I tried to forget, suddenly lingers around my mind, reminding me on how silly I used to be. In those memories, I suddenly view myself with a feeling contempt, and I've been thinking, if only I could haven't done this...

Well, I believe that I need some serious renovations on my behavior (and also physically), and academically. And during the renovation, I believe that I would somehow becoming more nerdy, more careful, less friendly, more emo or whatsoever you might have not imagined.

And also, it's time for me to say bye to this blog. Lately, I have been posting my feelings, emo, whatsoever into it, and it is becoming a very self-centered post. If it is meant to be a self-centered post, why don't write a diary. Someone has told me about this, and unfortunately, it only make senses to me now.

So, bye to this piece of blogpost. Who knows, I might write something after a long rest, but now?, I need a break, and of course, you guys need a break either. Seriously, I would miss my blogging day sooner or later.

And these are those things that happened lately.

Eastern sun program

=.^, huh? I am accepted into this program. Good thing is, I might learn more about Korean cultures and etc ( seriously, I would ask them how North Korea and South Korea engane on war of etc). The bad news is, maybe I had to be taught by them instead.

But whatever is it, I believe that everyone need guidances in a process of learning. My path of learning English is never easy. I ahd get used of people looked at me in a puzzled look whenever I spoke English with them, and even some chinese friends told me " Man, u better speak Chinese to me, cuz I can't understand a thing."

Therefore, I believe that guidances and help is needed in a stage of learning, and I am more than experienced enough for this. The differences is, I was never guided except by me tuition lecturer, and perhaps, a series of harry potter books

Calculus.


Ruzela is really a nice cal 3 lecturer. Well, you might see some ego in her teaching, or some blunders, but well, her teachings is the things that makes more sense compared to other lecturer.

Among the darkness, I see a ray of hope in cal 3

Business

Many had told me to give up on selling sandwich, or asked me to order from others, but in the end we sold all sandwich and gained a truimph of ten bucks profit.

Lesson:
Never decide your lose or victory easily ( a serious learned lesson)

Bye, Sayonara

Friday, January 9, 2009

Pali And Isli

Tales from JK the Joking fella:

There was once a small little area in somewhere near the middle east. And in the small area, a few people stays in there, ranging from the twins-Irn and Irq, Jordie, the old man Egie, which stays opposite their neighborhood, and also Arib, which used to be their taiko in their area. They help each other, going pasar together, giving sugars and salt wherever the other needs it. And somehow one day discovered gold in the sea, and therefore, they have a good life.

And somewhere 10km from the taman "middle east" ( I forget the taman name, so I decided to call it middle east garden la ), lies a big mansion when Sam used to live there. He is damn rich, for he has done lots of thing, ranging from car business, banking and etc. But of course, he has poured out lots of effort for it. And he also have lots of business partners that is always willing to help him wherever Mr. Sam said a word.

But somehow sam and the other business partners hold some grudges with the people in taman middle east. It is because long long times ago, in their childhood, uncle sam and his partners caught into a fight with the middle east guys because of wanting the a piece of land to kick their soccer. They fought. Sam and others have bruises on their ankle, and middle east guys have scars on their hand. So, they angry on each other, and more fight ensues, ranging from getting a girl, buying the last fish in market and etc.

(And according to what I know, Sam has been envious on the middle east guys because of the free gold, and on one day, Irq accidentally throw a banana on Sam's house. Sam was deeply insulted and decide to call his partners to revenge on Irq's behavior, by throwing lots of bananas back to them. Well, in the end Irq didn't really throw the banana, but it already takes Irq a long time to clean up the banana mess, and thus no time to care for the gold mining thingy. Sam sieze the chance and right now, Irq 's in a hot soup cuz his main resource is lost. Some said that Sam may help to clean up the mess, but it is still unconfirmed.

Well, that's another story......
)

On one day, Pali has a special guest, named Isli. Isli is a pity fella. He almost assassinated by a killer called Geri, and he has been longing for a home to escape from all those hardships that he faced.

(for these Isli and Geri story, refer to wikistory,com)

Isli claimed that the home used to be theirs during years ago, but because of war, the Isli family ran, and now, they wanted to back to their own home.

Pali, was of course infuriated, he said that his ancestors has been staying here over decades, and suddenly a stranger named Isli juz come to bug in and claimed that the house is his. He even show his proof, "this note states that this place is mine."

And Isli shows Pali another note, which said that the house is theirs.

(If you asked me which note is real, I don't know, and I don;t want to know. I'm just a story telller.)

Isli and Pali keep arguing on this issues, and eventually, it was brought into local court. But in the end, local government agreed that Isli can have a half of Pali's land.

(some said Mr. Sam relationship with the government is the reason why the judgment is made, but that is another story.)

Isli is contented with the decision, and promise to be a good girl in the house, but the neigborhood of Middle East garden, especially Pali, was very angry with this decision. They refused to acknowledge this new member of middle east garden.

Isli, of course, didn't go out socializing, he kept make money, thanks to his cleverness and also his friendship with Sam. He decorated his house, and soon, he got himself a small but cosy house.

The middle west people are very angry with the existence of Isli, so they decided to have a group assault by throwing bananas at his small house. A banana war ensues, but somehow Isli won because Isli send a helicopter, loading lots of banana and flood the house of Egie, Jordie and Pali with lots of banana. Sam also help secretly by supplying bananas to them.

Egie, Jordie, and Pali are defeated, but they refuse to give up on the assault. They keep attacking Isli by all means ( surprise banana at Isli's CNY, and also Egie's attempt to destroy the pipe of Isli) and Isli relitated and everytime, Isli won, thanks to the Sam that is always angry with the middle-east guys.

Isli, after facing lots of banana strike-, has get angry, and thus decide to become offensive. However, at the same time, Isli has made a peace-treaty with Egie and Jordie not to throw any banana anymore. Isli also makes a peace treaty with Pali , but occasionally, Isli occasionally receives some prank such as a smelly banana in their toilet, and it has somehow related to Pali. Isli thus started to wonder, whether this pali guy really followed the treaty.

(Well, I'm sure Isli has some counter-attacks, but I don't know the details.)

In the end, Isli get mad and started to break the pipe of Pali's. Pali, having never drink any water for years, decided to throw some banana at Isli as a way of protest. Isli, too, counter-attacked by throwing loads and loads of banana to Pali.

In the end, Isli get really mad and he decided to throw loads of smelly banana on Pali, and of course, Pali lost.

People started to comment on both of them. Some said it was Isli's fault for doing such a great banana assault, others blamed Pali's for throwing banana first. Then again, some said Isli's move is a must to protect himself from the banana scent, while some even said it was a mistake for isli to even stay at middle east garden.

Now, when you walked near the middle east garden, you will smell loads of banana scents, YUCKS

So, what did you think.

(adapted from Wikistorybook.com- named HIS-STORY)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

hehehe =p

Just an experiment, I "EDITED" one of my older post name, changed a title, and write a new content out of it.

Huh? Why don't you just write a new post.

The reason is, I don't want people to see this post, to react on my dynamite, and throwed back a much powerful dynamite at me instead (like what Isli do on Pali). But somehow, urge to crap is hardly resistable. So, I disguise this new post under an old post, and unless, people are observant enough to actually looked every of the post,and scrolled to the bottom most...(But it would never happened, because all blog reader are lazy, they only looked for new post, not edited post.

It is a good method to shout or crap without people noticing.

Let's talk about one thing- a behavior of myself, which I observed, is different than 99% of most people. Let's call it JK-ism (or hyper abnormal crazy psychology).

1. I "SWT" at people that carry umbrella even though there's a small rain, or some scorched sunlight, or people that screamed hell over just for a cockroach. Those are people that categorized as the "strawberry". People that shouted for a bee, or a cockroach, just dun realize that how the cockroach feared you, as you can always finnish them of with one big step.

And also for people that feared rain or sunlight like thunderstorm or something, I am proudly to say, i have cycled or walked under the hot sun of 1p.m., or carried stuff during the heaviest rain i could imagined. While others will get cold for one rain, I would have still OK after standing a rain more than half hour. Reason, my body sudah biasa. Funny way to say, I get immuned already...

2. I imposed a behavioral limiter on myself, a limiter that reacts to bring me back to normal when I was too happy. History shows that I tend to do something stupid, or looked stupid when I was in a state of ectasy, and quite obvious, something bad will follow because of this.

So, next time, when I was in a great state of happiness, there is always a hormone that makes me back to normal, and all laughter seems to disappear. Two reasons why it happened, firstly, I know who uncontrollable I am, and secondly, I know good things doesn;t happedn, and we have to prepare for more ordeals.

3. I like to force myself to limit, when I wanted to. Example, forcing myself to run ten rounds even though I would have dead at the fifth round. Forcing myself to swallow certain subject, even though it means I would be sleeping the next few minutes.

I don't know why, but it is said that people improves only at the times when he almost driven mad. Whether it is true or not, it is a good principle to do, now? I am only died after running eight rounds instead of five rounds.

4. I am a true hypocrite. I swore that I would be back at 4p.m., but someone still had class until five, so I find some reasons to stay until five, and convince myself that it must be done. Even though the "must be done" is nothing but reading a few books or go internet.

That's old case. The newer one... A bunch of people chatting. I was very very sleepy and swore that I would be back to my room and sleep. Suddenly, I just notice someone, and I find the worse reason I had to mingle in the group, pretending that there's a business to do, even though I just wanted to glance a few extra eyes on...

EeeKK! However, a limiter has be done to limit this thing from happening, cause I really felt sick of me not able to grab a hold on myself.

5. That extends to my next case. I like to be alone, not because I wanted peace, but because I think people should work indepedently and not relying on people. This sometimes apply, and somehow it is cool with me...

6. I hate certain kind of people, because they never know the meaning of hardwork and suffering, and for me, the best person that can successful is suffered from hell to heaven, and thus able to understand them. Some are always arrogant. Always complaining on the expensive taxi fares, reluctant to take their own fork and spoon, and rather waited people to serve them, without budging the move. Simple enough, u try to be them instead, Try to be the waiter instead of the customer, try to be the taxi driver instead of the passenger, you'll know how they feel.

That's why, I always take my own fork and spoon in Al Awwal.

7. I hate talks, especially idealistic talks, from better government, to world peace. Instead of talking " we must love each other, hold no grudges", " we must fight against corruption," "we eanted world peace." OMG, they only know what to do, but not " HOW TO DO". Seriously, even I know that, starting from " Kami mesti membina pelajar wawasan yang berwibawa..."

So, don't make me laugh by saying " We must ban all business related to US, must chase their ambassador away, must stop co-operating with US, must stop any business-relationship with US, or stop export or whatsoever." To this forum writer that suggested this, I would tell you, you would worsen the economic recession, and perhaps, Malaysia would have much poorer because of insufficient external modals. So, think before you drink the Coke of urs.....

8. That brings me to the next point. Shut up if you know nothing. I had been a victim of these, for meddling in people conversation, and ended up confused. Don't follow because people say so, don't bluff as if you know the whole story or event. Wisdoms only comes after you know the whole situation, and still hold your opinion. I would call you wisdom for doing this, or else, you are just........

9. Another thing comes to mind, I hate the term " sensitive topics". To some leaders, if you are not contented with some speeches, don't use your "ulti" on them, and then, explained that ur ulti is for the sake of greater benefit. If you are not contented with what people say, just close your ear and eye, and let him crap, and then sneered at him "childish"

Not scolding like three years old kid. And if you think that your ulti is for the sake of people's good, I would like to say, people got brains, and even better than you sometimes. If he's crapping, people will know, unless you think that he's not crapping when it talks about you.

10. Finally, I found that I like to contradict myself. I swear not to put anything emo, but I posted something like that. Also, I wished nobody found this post, but I would wonder, can someone actually find it.

Funny? Nah, you won't find this post. Dared me, huh. Every of my post is ass-hole-ly wordy, you would have trembled at sight of my "essays" instead of blog, so you can't find this.

blek =p