I guess this is the catalyst of my blog topic.
Well, since I already enjoying (?) single life for 19 years, I guess I should really start hunting for girls here. Well, hunting a girlfriend needs a resume, like how you hunt a job. Though people always said love is a feeling and irrational, I still believe that the best candidates will always win in the game of love. (I know some of you might disagree, but let's leave the argument it in MSN chat.")
SO, I should do an unbiased review on myself, to see which part of me appeal to girls =p.
Let the stress (yep, stress) begin.
Name:
I guess this should be easy. But, then again, this "name" column is a big problem to me since the introduction of new concept "first name and last name". I had encountered few situations when I was asked to fill my name, I will be thinking whether......to put Choh Jin Khang, or Jin Khang Choh? My university ID is Choh Jin Khang, but it is a common for US folks to put their given name after first name. So, I should put "Jin Khang Choh" instead. But, this might cause a conflict since the name "Jin Khang Choh" is not same as my university ID. So in the end, which name should I put?
So to cut the fuss out, I should write "my name is Choh Jin Khang", and "Jin Khang Choh", even though it was the same person.
Preferred name:
I would prefer people to call me Edward, however this is not the case most of the time. I was more well known as JK, and sometimes J.K. Rowling or Joking. This has to account to my own naiveness when I first came to college, when I introduced myself as JK, without knowing that jk was a well known abbreviation for "joking". And since then, I bear the nick JK until now. This cause a conflict sometimes when I saw message like this in MSN pops out
"Lol JK" ___________Did they mean "Lol, joking", or Lol "Jin Khang" ? I guess I couldn't run away from this JK, until there's mass brainwash happens among those "nasty folks" that called me JK, or I protested through any channel possible, facebook, blog, hotmail, but, I don't think I'm bothered to do both. So, instead of grumbling, I should give up and perhaps, shutting down my auditory system as those nasty folks thinking new ways to ridicule the name JK - and examples will be Joking, JKL, JK rolling, Jin Ka or whatsoever.
Girls, I would appreciate you to call me Jin Khang or Edward, but if JK appeals to you more, I guess I had no choice. But then again, this creates another confusion to me when we first met
" You must be JK" means "You must be joking", or "You must be Jin Khang"?
Job:
A humble undergraduate in the university of Minnesota, I am sophomore for this year. However, I didn't live up as a student as I dota-ed (it's a game, don't bother much") , facebook-ed, and slept. I never go parties. I had zero tolerance to alcohol, and I preferred staying in my own coven, and faced the laptop all the time. A unproductive student that relies on sponsor's money to live. Doesn't commit much in school activities, and I would be categorized, in girl dictionary, as heavenly nerdly nerd, however I failed to live the reputation as nerd either because I am not a fan of study.
Attitude:
Low level of humor, low level of sociability. Not the type of guy when girl will say as ladies man. Has a real lackadaisical attitude on everything. Enjoys skepticism and extreme selfish behavior. A rational minded guy that had little sense of humor, clumsy, and often did something that other don't expect. Might be an incarnation of Devil, because I don't believe in gods, I believe human are selfish to the core, I believe there's no an almighty god, and ya, I prefer Darwinism than Adam and Eve.
Dang! This sound real bad....
I know...
I think you might be too critical about yourself, maybe you aren't...
Well, I think 98%of girls will agree to that...
I want some proof please. There's no way......
Sorry if it offends and may peace be with you...
99% of girls in secondary school agrees to what I write (and I'm glad to have 1%), so I should not bother listing out..
INTEC girls: Yep, about 60% agrees, though they might deny it...I wouldn't bother for name calling, but well, I deserve those comments that the girls might had to me, and to whoever that I might concern, peace be within her and may you just whooped me out of my mind, and forgive those acts I might had done.
You are hopeless, why didn't you just find a cliff and...
Suicide is stupid just because you can't get a girl, and there's many thing I wanted to do - travel around, helping helpless, change the world, discover new breakthrough, and maybe finding a girlfriend.
You really like "fantasy" do you?
I guess so, after all, when people are faced with the harsh realities, they fantasize.
THEN WHY DID YOU BOTHER WRITING THIS RESUME?
Well, I had been in a lone world for 19 years, tending to myself, silently facing own predicament, and sometimes I enjoyed companies, but well, no one really knows who I am, and well, it shucks when you have no one to shout to, no one to care and concern about you ( parent excluded ), and the walls can be real cold and harsh...when no one to love, when no one actually cares you, and when you don't have someone to commit to
Then which type of girl you want?
Looks OK and nice, knowledgeable and would be able to accept the way as I am, and not trying to change me. Easy, isn't it?
I guess this is not easy to find a girl like this. She must be a saint, chap.
Ya, I guess.
Good luck though
I think lots of people tell me that when it comes to girlfriend discussion.
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