Saturday, April 25, 2009

Yeah, final is over ^.^ and my computer's over =.=

Final is finally over when I finally realized that my computer might reached its final dying stage...

Huhh??

* one day ago *

Boon: JK, the game u downloaded, dun have CD key wo.
= = : Ok lo, I'll find the cd key lo

Note
This criminal called = = had been associated with many crimes, especially when it comes to softwares. This cheapie never buy his software, he cracked his OS, 100% of his games are all illegally downloaded and crack. 99% of the application in his computer is illegal.

So far, he had able to find the softwares he wanted and bypassing it easily, *courtesy of Google *

P.S. : For people that are reading this post, u are also one of the cheapies (unless Mike) . I can easily guarantee that the microsoft word 2007 you use must be pirated

Back to the story...

(after searching for keygens and serial key of the game, in process, stumbled on some unpleasant porn, he finally found it.
= = : download this keygen then, it should be ok...
AVIRA Anti virus : BEEP. this is a virus, trojan XXX
= = : Ceh, AVIRA always label crack and keygen as virus, even thoughthey are just fine...What's wrong with Anti virus nowadays

Click *ignore this threat*

5 minutes later...

= = : Why my power ISO cannot work?? (which is cracked). And my Garena also got bug (a dota gaming utility)

Kian Hui: Noob, use FREE ANTI VIRUS for wat? Use nod32 la. Smart Security le.
= = : Crack software again ah......I guess i install lo (another cracked software into collection)

5 minutes later...

Nod 32: Virus detected!
= = : Fuck la, must be the keygen I downloaded got virus! Shit la ! Nod 32, kill the virus
Nod 32: Unable to remove the threat....
= = : Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boon (whimper) : Sorry Jk......sorry Jk......sorry JK......

The 2nd day

= = : Virus only mah. It's not the first time I deal with virus, and I'll delete you this time...*cursed the anti virus*...U ah, cracked Nod32 Anti virus tak guna betul

Kian Hui: Nod32 cannot meh...it shud be the most powerful antivirus...got sysInspector...got this.....got that....

= = : The best anti virus in this world : Google. (think why...)

30 minutes later

= = : Swt, google revealed few method, but every method required me to install software. z, i try lo...

Thunder downloader : BEEP!!!!!!!

= =: finnish download dy, now can scan and remove the virus lo

1 hour later

= = : Z, why the virus is still there one...
Kian hui: Nah, try this la. This is a few removal tool i get from internet abt ur virus
- - : can work meh?
Kian Hui : Dunno wo, juz cincai use. Whoo knows can le?
= = : ok lo

5 minutes later
= = : OOI, why the removal tool suddenly restart my com. I'm stil dwonloading file de...
Kian hui : Dunno wo, some removal tool like tat one lo
= = : Wait, sth wrong...OOI, i cannot login into windows Vista!! BLUE SCREEN of DEATH!
Kian Hui: Aiya, u try safe moda, last known good config settings...
= = : Ok lo, shud be ok de...

5 minutes later
= = : The problem still there. Sei lo. How to play game tonite?
Kian Hui: Why like this one , removal tool shud be......
= = : Nid find Mike for recovery disc. Wait...Mike back ald, so, find Ah Boon la
Boon : ZZZZZZ
= = : NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My computer!!!!

Now i am on a cc in attempt to find solutions for my grave problem. My lessons is...

-dun download crack and keygen
-dun ignore ur anti-virus warning
-dun pretend pro and solve ur computer problem...

= = and becuz of that, i might had a risk of reformatting with windows, and delete my precious game in the process...

6 comments:

Pison The Great said...

P.S. : For people that are reading this post, u are also one of the cheapies (unless Mike) . I can easily guarantee that the microsoft word 2007 you use must be piratedWrong. Mine is original. :D

Liz said...

poor you...

next time dun ignore your antivirus yeah? be more careful =)

tachimurakiyuri said...

To Hafidz...

Sry if I applied this generalization to you, I had no idea that there are still ppl that insisted on original software

Sry if u felt insulted. I salute those people who use ori software.
(cuz i didn't)

And guess what, i reformat my com


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Chin Jian said...

Yahoo! Noob com.....

tachimurakiyuri said...

Yep yep

For computer user that have a computer that can barely support a decent computer game scold me noob

fine...fine...noob com lo

teenjay said...

then all ur games are deleted?
such a waste